When I become a teacher, I’m going to put “Mono = One” and “Rail = Rail” in the corner of the black/white board with a “Do Not Erase!” sign on there and see how long it lasts.
Also, I love the fact that this is the very last lesson, like the way “beavers mate for life” and “eleven greater than four” and “for quality carpets, visit Kaplan’s Carpet Warehouse” were the last pieces of information in the Infosphere. Also, after a google search, I’ve confirmed that I was able to pull those quotes word for word off the top of my head. Yay, me. It’s like I’ve got a memory bank that’s twice the size of three ordinary memory banks or something.
Australian Transportation.
(via simpsonscreencaps)
First post. Milhouse is our tragic hero.
Glad to find this. Tumblr always seems to forget Üter had a line in this scene.

Pinchy and Homer. One of my favorite episodes.









