It takes two to lie; one to lie and one to listen.” - Homer — Simpsons Marathon FXX (via firefaire365)
mrvaldivieso:

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mrvaldivieso:

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2.02 - Simpson and Delilah

simpsonsrewind:

"Okay, I’m not going to kill you, but I’m going to tell you three things that are going to haunt you for the rest of your days. You’ve ruined your father, you’ve crippled your family, and baldness is hereditary.” -Homer

indecisive-days:

Deep Deep Trouble - Bart Simpson

Who else remembers this CLASSIC

God, I used to have this CD.

sitcomfamily:

"Don’t touch me! Nothing gives you that right!"

sitcomfamily:

"Don’t touch me! Nothing gives you that right!"

lifted-nevermore:

How do you gey cradle rash when you sleep in a suitcase?